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1: "Can I pay you in vodka?"
2: "Oh, whatever...yes, that could work. I suppose it depends on how much vodka."
1: "I can give you like a bottle or something."
2: "Yes, well, we'll sort it out when we get to the liquor store."Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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"Actually ma'am, the return policy for custom order items is right there on the web page when you look at the exact item you want..."
"What? I never read that stuff! Who cares what it says??"
"Uh...I care...""I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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