"It was two years ago today the the bank was closed. Do you feel like throwing up yet?"
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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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He-whore? Isn't he Winnie the Pooh's best friend forever?I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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"That level of intellect should be illegal in all states."
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"Next item is the 20 oz loose Lipton pink lemonade"
"Why's she loose? She's supposed to be tight. One case."
"Where's the loose Aquafina? She running around with the pink lemonade?"
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"I work with some weird coworkers"
"Hey! I resemble that remark!"
"But I like you."
---------------------------------------------------Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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