The two worst times to go without your drug of choice are on days you have to work, and on your days off.
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Workday Phrases of Lore and Legend
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"What are you going to do?"
"Be Rapunzel."
"Why?"
"My hair will be really long by then."
"Can I climb it then?"
"Yes, you can."
"OK, but I will only climb it if you make a rope.""Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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"Hey, you want a loveseat?"
"Already got one. It's called my lap. Wanna sit down and talk about the first thing that pops up?"
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"Irv, are you mad your mommy was kissing Santa Claus."
"As long as he brings me good presents, he can do whatever he wants with Mommy."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Quoth Solacelawlz View Post"uh huh, yea I'm down with O.P.P"PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
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