" i'm seriously upset that I can't try out my new bong when I get home, the police are coming by to serve me a subpena"
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"I'm going to need some alcohol for this."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.
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"Does it every bother you that you had four girls?"
"No, because if I'd had a boy, he would have been a fa**ot. He would have worn pink, frilly dresses and pigtails.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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"I'll stay right on top of EricKei!""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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"I'm going to lunch. But first I have to find out the color of my sexual aura. This is very important and I can't go on break before I find this out."
(Apparently, it was 'Beast with Two Backs Minty Green')Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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