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"That looks great. It would look better if you wiped that brown stuff off the rear end."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"You can give it to me any way you want to.""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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"Who uses 'Greetings & Salutations?'"
"Computer nerd."
"Greetings & salutations, punk."
"Now you're just being creepy."
"Sorry. Greetings & salutations, punk. *click, click*"This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"Calabash? Great, now I want shrimp."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"He didn't get an omelette, but there's egg on your face."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"Ah, Jar-Jar."
"That's right. I'm working with Madonna tonight."This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
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"He needs to retrace his steps and look between the last pair of legs he was between."
"Just announce on FB that Dick has lost his head and it was last seen in the Grand Canyon. Question is whose?"Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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