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I just wanted to tell you I'm putting in my two weeks notice. I'm too young to have this much responsibility, I want to go back to the restaurant where I used to work. I just want to have fun and hang out with my friends while I still have the chance"
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"Is that your package from the leather and whip store?"I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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"I'm not mean. I'm cold-hearted. There's a difference."
"We work for old people.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"So me putting this in my mouth and swallowing isn't eating?""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"I love pooping at work, I'm getting paid to poop"Comment
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'Why are there so many UGLY people here?'Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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"Damn it. I've got stigmata. AGAIN!! I thought miracles were supposed to be BLESSINGS!?!?!?!?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Hey guys, guess what's in the trashcan!!""In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case
“You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William StaffordComment
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"He looks high"
"I'll get Frank, he'll know"Comment
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"We've got to do something about Jim's dartboard-on-the-wall method of selecting vendors."Not all who wander are lost.Comment
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Do you really think anyone would notice if I killed him?I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Can one be fired for, say, calling a customer a bloody fucking moron? You're no fun."Comment
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they gave dora the explorer jowls!Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.Comment
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"Face it, no matter what you put in front of him he's just too sexy for it."You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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" Foofie headed asian man sure can run fast!"-shoots SC in head...then self-Comment
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