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"Cats are the ninjas of the animal kingdom."
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"I hate babies."
"You hate babies??"
"Just the dead ones.""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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"Has anyone ever told you that your elbows look like nipples?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"Just put the box of rare-earth magnets in the server room next to the disk array - I'll get them later."I think, therefore I am. But I am micromanaged, therefore I am not.Comment
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"I'm not using to handling anything so small."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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if any of you ever find me living rough by the side of a river, please dont "help" me, and please leave my testicles intact.......................
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"It's just... it's like... y'know... like... just like... y'know... ugh. Pudding.""Oh, you hate your job? There's a club for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet down at the bar." ~Drew CareyComment
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"I dare someone to mess with me now! I gotta can of SOUP in my purse!!""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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I'm just going for girth here.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Your rain dance didn't work."
"Neither did your customer dance."
"This is all my fault. We're in limbo here cause my mom was too self centered to raise me Catholic. Damn her all to hell!"
"I wasn't going down for change, darling. There's a limit.""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"Rubbing my back on a doorway shouldn't feel this good..."
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"I'm going to start eating the DF forms"
"no he's smart because his brain is eating his hair"
"ok, that is it, the gloves are off and the rabid hamsters are coming out!"
"evil is grape flavored, and I can prove it mathematically!!!!...mmm evil..."
"wait, before you say anything...is what you're about to say going to make me want to kick you in the teeth?"
"If I'm queen of Evil where's my tiara, and what does that make you?"
"since I'm currently at a standstill because of you, I see this as a perfectly good opportunity to smoke being wasted."
"you're standing in my moat"
"he's mad because I refuse to lower the drawbridge. I don't have to, I'm the queen-WHERE'S MY TIARA DAMMIT!"
"Katt doesn't have eyes, she has dark soul-sucking pits-DON'T LOOK!!!...oh and he had promise...."Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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"Purified <pause> rooster comb!"Comment
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"I'm a woman. Of course I'm used to getting things my way."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Okay... but, always remember that you insisted... we were talking about midget skater porn."I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it. -- Raymond ChandlerComment
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