"Please save me! 179 keys later and I'm seriously thinking about going postal on these people. Cause if you throw these things hard enough they can draw some freakin blood."
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"We do not charge GST. We merely transfer it from you to the government."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"This is my Poptart. Woe to any who touch it."
*coworker grabs, licks*
"...this is HER Poptart. And this one is MY Poptart...""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."
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