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j: im not joe fashion, but what the fuck.
m: she looks like shes wearing nazi maternity clothes.
k: why are you dressed as the grinch?
me: scott stapp called. he wants his hairstyle back.
t: you ever walk around and then suddenly youre assaulted by a horrible smell? but you keep walking and then its gone. shouldn't it stay with you? you know, follow the air movement?
me: what if youre walking perpendicular to it?
t: but still. no one fart dodges, do they? they dont try and juke it out.
t: okay, who gave mickey a wet butt?
h: we had to walk the store after the meeting and try to stay downwind of her.
t: you know what would be awesome? plush bacon.
t: i just wanna leave a note for steve saying that "tartok the ice beast" is awesome and we should have all kinds of product and displays for it. and my quote for it would be "RAWR!"
me: j was telling me that your voice cracked like a 12 year old boys.
m: it did not!
j: it totally did. you sounded like the pimply faced teen from the simpsons.
Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.
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