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Me: Did you just tweak his nipple?
S: Yeah.
C: I kinda liked it.
Me: ...Do me next?
(Heard as I walked by, I never saw what was going on)
Female CoWorker1: ...have balls hanging off the back?
FCW2: Looks like.
FCW1: Ooh, they feel squishy.
FCW2: And kinda hairy too, huh?
FCW1: I like hairy balls...
Last edited by coldcupofjoe; 01-17-2008, 12:35 AM.
Reason: I remebered another one
h: shes "dissipating", which is her new word for "blowing a cyst".
me: is that her problem? shes blowing again?
c: what is wrong with you two?
h: ::makes popping noise:: blowing cysts out of her coochie!
me: okay, thats enough.
h: ::makes popping noise::
j: do you have sharp cheddar? no? then youre not defending the state of wisconsin properly. get out.
m: brett favre will be appearing at this store between 9am and 12noon on friday...on a magazine.
j: did you just blaspheme the favre?
m: all of a sudden dudes just rappel down from the ceiling.
j: where did you put the ghetto books?
customer: are these the ones that everyone else wants?
m: no. those come in friday.
customer: then i dont want these.
m: so you just want the ones that everyone else wants?
Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.
I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.
Okay there's a kid sprinting up and down the hall, and why am I so full of this sudden undeniable urge to just stick a leg out and trip him..?"
"Because you're a Bad Person!!"
"Respect: to admit that something one may not enjoy or prefer might still have great value." ~L. Munoa
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