Where the hell can I buy a custom bobble head doll?
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"what did i tell you about leaving your boxers on the shelf?"Last edited by Spiffy McMoron; 02-04-2009, 01:12 AM.
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"But the server should KNOW nobody here knows the password."
"If it knows nobody knows the password, it has become sentient. If it is sentient, it knows where it is employed. If it ever knew it was employed here, it would self-destruct. So it's just protecting itself.""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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"Why don't you ever taste your fluids?"
"People would be buying him martini lunches for breakfast!"
"I couldn't get out the safe word, so I tried to tap it out in Morse Code."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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I thought I was going to implode--too much going out and not enough going in.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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