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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Is it wrong if they're dressed like a child?
"You can lead a horse to the water, but you can't... you can't... uhm... what was I saying?"
Holy crap! I just found a box full of boobies! And look! This one's full of crack!
My head wants some lovin' too!
Woot! Sexy Time! Oh god, oh god. I didn't mean it! I take it back!
I'm a mechanic, not a wall socket!
She's dead Jim. OH ****! A zombie!
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"After a month's worth of having these wicked sex dreams, I told my husband 'it's time.'""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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"Apparently the construction of the new data center in the warehouse has upset a ghost which has taken up residence in the girls bathroom. Do admins do exorcisms too?"
"...wait...what's a 'Hentai'?" (Hentai == NSFW!!!)Coworker: Distro of choice?
Me: Gentoo.
Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.
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Well, at least it's not boob fungus."I'm starting to see a pattern in the men I date" - Miss Piggy, Muppet Treasure Island
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