"Get a syringe full of vitamin C and squirt it up your **** then"
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"So there I was licking this giant candy penis when my wife and kids walk in."
"So what did you say?"
"Honey, kids, there's something I need to tell y'all..."
"Dammit! I just got this stupid sheep to let me play with it, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?!"
"I think I would wish for a penis...."
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"I meant girlfriend! Oh god what the hell did I just say?!?!
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