It looks like he shaved his balls and glued the hair to his face.
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"Andy's the guy who gives us head. I mean gets us ahead. Shit."
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"It's like my uncle always says: 'Every time you have sex before you're married, put a penny in a jar. Every time you have sex after marriage, take a penny out of the jar. You will never get that jar emptied. Never.'"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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"We have to turn our successes into failures.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Irv, why is (female co-worker) sick today?"
"Dunno."
"C'mon Irv, you should know this stuff!"
"What do you want me to say? 'She's not sick, she's just exhausted?'"
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"...Damn Irv, you're a beast!"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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Absolutely awesome letter received from exemployer after I wrote to ask a simple question regarding something contained in my personnel file -
Dear Telephoneangel
I don't know what to do about your question, I shall think about it for a while.But I am taking it seriously.
Sincerely
HR Officer.
Customer "why did you answer the phone if you can't help me?"
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Wee as in Wictor"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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"Smells really pretty over there."
"Yeah, don't it? Chris could come over here and let one rip and nobody would ever know!"
"I disagree!"
"Chris, that's not a challenge."
BBBBRRRRIIIIPPPPPKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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