"You may hate me for this, but the day I drove home pantsless was the best time of my life!"
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"Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Working here is like working for Uncle Sam. Just when you get used to being raped up the ass, you find out he just got a bigger dick.""I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"
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Supervisor: "I have a question for you."
Manager: "I had no idea she was sixteen and I didn't know that was the state line!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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