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"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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Husband: "You should have pushed harder, You HAD to deliver after midnight didn't you"
Wife: "Well if you would have only slept with me and not your secretary we would have had *name of baby* sooner. I should have just cut it off when I had the chance."You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie
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"You feel like you weren't trained properly and you don't know how to do anything. Now you're officially part of the team!""Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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"I have to go to the bathroom, but I don't want to go in there. It's freezing. Hey, BrenDAnn, go warm the toilet seat up for me!"
...followed by an exaggerated scream five minutes later when she sat down on a cold toilet seat...haha!
ETA: Fun bonus, while joking around wiith the grocery truck driver, about being cold:
Manager: "Well that depends on how long you take."
Driver: "Have you been talking to my wife?"
Manager: "Maaaaaaybe...."
And, another from our driver: "I saw a girl wearing a damn mini skirt this morning. I mean it was SHORT, too. It was six below zero there! She has bigger balls than I do!"Last edited by BrenDAnn; 01-22-2013, 02:16 AM."And though she be but little, she is FIERCE!"--Shakespeare
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