"Does this bottle smell like anthrax to you?"
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Me: "Sure I can cover for you tomorrow. I can bring my taser if the kids get outta line."
Awesome CW: "Sure, whatever works for you."
Other CW: " did she even hear you?"
Me: "She knows how I roll."
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Principal: So in case of an emergency....yeah Kanalah will dispense 'street justice'.
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"I took a bite of this apple, and it tasted... mildewy." <pause> <continues eating apple>"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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"So we learned about hippies today."
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NewSM: "Hey you!"
Myself and every non-manager on the front end: "Yeah?"
NewSM:
ASM: "NewSM, this is why you have to learn everyone's names."
NewSM: "I was talking to her."
Myself and another purple-shirt girl in the same area: "Yessir?" (at least he narrowed it down...)
ASM: "Until he knows who he's talking to, just follow my directions, ok?""I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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"There's a mouse in my room!"
"Congratulations, that's extra protein.""Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
Emissary of Minong - my blog and its Facebook page
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