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NSFW... maybe NSFH...
Bultaco motorcyles. What were they thinking when they named them? Didn't they know most guys prefer the performance and ride of Cowtacos?
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
Reminds me of that story about the weather reporter who asked a coworker (supposedly on-air) about the "eight inches (of snow) you promised me last night". There's no indication it ever really happened, but it's still funny.
This was one of mine: we've got a product with the word "maharaja" in the name. I introduced it to a customer one day and somehow came out with "marijuana" instead ...
Customer:
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss ~ Mr Hero
This was one of mine: we've got a product with the word "maharaja" in the name. I introduced it to a customer one day and somehow came out with "marijuana" instead ...
Customer:
Once, I had a coworker describe a product as having an LSD screen.
"Wow, look at all the pretty colors!"
This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."
There's gotta be a joke about Windows-pane acid there somewhere...
“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers
"I know you go down there once in a while, so I didn't know if you'd seen it or not."
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
"I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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