"I'm not a slut; I get paid for what I do. I'm a whore, thankyouverymuch, and a d*mn good one at that!"
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*Points at newspaper*
"Hey, that happened outside my house last night."
"You asspounder--I've been to your house, and that's not your house."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"God it's so dead in here. Tithera, go out there and flash your legs"
*looks down at fat thighs in tight black pants* "I'm pretty sure I'd scare the customers away, except for the creepy ones."
"Hey, they pay good though. alright, B. go out and flash them."
What kind of meat is in the ham and cheese omlet?(customer)
Is the grill still hot? *places finger on metal* HOLY HELL! Why is it cold?
"What holiday's next? Isn't it labor day?"
"Dude, labor day is in september."
"What month is it now?"
*looks around at the all easter stuff.* "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's nowwhere near september."Just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you. And just because they smile and act polite doesn't mean they aren't planning to destroy you.
"I put the laughter in slaughter."
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