"and then when I went to put my shoes on, there were weasels inside them!"
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"Someone put Texas Longhorns on the hood of a Hummer? Who does he think he is, Boss fucking Hogg?"
"I think the girls would love them."
"Oh, yeah. I can hear panties falling in a 100-mile radius!"
"Well, you go to a beach, and if you drive right, you can pull off their bikinis with them."
"Yeah...nothing impresses girls like almost getting run over AND stabbed in the chest."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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