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"I gave up eating those after I read the ingredients. Meat possibly including pork. They don't even know what animals are in it!"
"Ed, that's the first time I've heard you swear. Do it again!"
"Fuck you."Last edited by edible_hat; 06-21-2008, 06:49 AM.
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Xylophone solo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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"You are first on scene of a major incident, a large aircraft has crashed blocking all 6 lanes of the motorway, there are large numbers of casualties of various severity, there have also been numerous car collisions on the motorway prior to the aircraft, the aircraft has spilled a large amount of fuel and you are the first on the scene, what do you do?"
"Remove your hat and mingle with the crowd."
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Just got this one in:
"Hey dad? Do you want me to pile the bodies up vertically or side by side?"
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