"He's the boss. That means you have to beat him up to finish work."
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"Is it me, or are your boobs getting bigger?"Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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im gonna go out front and give barb a blow...
he's very close to you right now
"sorry, i don't know what kind of drinks guys use to pick up other guys" "must be something hard..."
you just have to jiggle it a bit
how do i cut my hair with a pocketknife? carefully...I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(Observed in restaurant kitchen)
Server: Hey, Tina! Cover me!
Tina: *Flings slices of cheese at Server.*I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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"She'll probably just turn out to be a bitch"
"Well she is female"
"wow....I couldn't get away with saying that"
"It's cause I'm female"
"I don't like girls"
"well I don't like talking to them""Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall
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walk away now or i will stab you with this vienna sausageThis is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
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