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"Camel's back go SMASH!"
"Jennifer, it'll be okay."
"Ripped in two."
"Just calm down."
"Both burned separately."
"Take a deep breath."
"Ashes dumped in two different rivers."
"Now you're just talking crazy."SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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"Sometimes the elephant in the room is just a novelty bookend.""If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert Einstein
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My mom wants my boyfriend to pay 10 cows and a goat for my lobola* if he proposes
* Lobolo or Lobola (Mahadi in Sesotho; sometimes translated as bride price) is a traditional southern African dowry custom whereby the man pays the family of his fiancée for her hand in marriage. The custom is aimed at bringing the two families together, fostering mutual respect, and indicating that the man is capable of supporting his wife financially and emotionally.The report button - not just for decoration
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"Suck me passionately, eh? Wow, that's a great song lyric!"
"Oh, I'm so sorry I sung that to you!"
"You know, I hope we call out SWAT"
"Oh, you bastard, no. I hate you"
*rest of us chanting* "SWAT, SWAT, SWAT!"Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.
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