There isn't nearly enough sexual harrasment here.
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"It's simple: you donate money to this charity, and you get to throw a pie at my face."
"Won't that hurt?"
".......it's a pie, it's not like you're throwing a ceramic plate, and it...you know...has cooled off."
"I love fucking cats."
"Sex with animals? There's no time man!"
"We were doing so good this week...but you come back from vacation, and in the last 30 minutes, we've uttered enough phrases to warrant instant termination about 20 times between us."
"I like blackjack: I also like your mother's p*&^%."
"And I like to watch."
"Sorry boys, that's 22, bust. House takes all.""That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
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"See, your misanthropic tendencies on the T are not entirely unfounded."
"I have no idea what part of his brain comes up with this stuff. It's obviously a part normal people don't even have."Last edited by Dreamstalker; 11-03-2008, 01:11 AM."I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor
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"If God hadn't meant for man to fly why'd he give him the intelligence to build an airplane"
"that's not the right question, what we should be asking is if God didn't mean for man to fly why did he kill all the dinosaurs to provide us with petrolium reserves to fuel the airplanes we designed?"If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
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