"I heard you playing with your stick. Did you manage to fix it?"
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"My rescipe for styroform has been passed down through generations of my family! If I gave it to you, I'd have a dozen angry Scots waiting for me when I get home."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"If your name is Dead Meat, and I'm Sandwich, does that mean that we're a Deadmeat Sandwich every time we go somewhere at the same time?"
"What's my nickname now?"
"MRG (merg)"
"Why?"
"Those are your initials, and it's all I got right now.
"What's mine?"
"FaJunkin."
"Dude, stop telling me your mom's dead. The only response that provokes from me is 'That must be why she doesn't move much.'"
"I'm pooping so much right now."
"Strange...you'd think it would be coming out your pant legs by now.""That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
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"Isn't this day over yet?"
"Why, do you have plans?"
"No! I'm not planning to do anything! And I want to get home and start not doing it!"
"Little girl, go kick that sh** live!"NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.
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