"Barbie's a whore. I'm gonna punch Tim in the face."
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"I'm like an opposite magnet...like instead of a magnet, I'm the retractor thing...ya know?"
"Attention: There is a fire truck in front of the building for anyone who is interested in an up close and personal tour."
"There's no kind of bacteria that's gonna live through habanero juice!"Last edited by thatcrazyredhead; 10-02-2009, 05:58 PM. Reason: Added another quote instead of double-posting"Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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LK: *laughs at something on her computer*
KG: All right, what's going on over there?
LK: Oh, it's y'know, on the... I'm surfing at work!
KG: You're what?
LK: I'm Googling the Googles!
JT: We had White Russians after dinner last night.
Me: You wha... Oh, the drinks!
JT: Yeah, not people.
TD: Do they make African American Russians?
JT: (to a co-worker who just returned from vacation) I heard Hawaiians don't like Americans.I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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