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"Can I use the F word just this once?"
That was my Boss."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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JT: I scared the crap outta myself this morning!
KG: And what do you want to be when you grow up?
JT: Mommy, I want to be a lube tester!I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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"Which is why I am so hot for homos. I meant hobos. Hobos. I totally said homos, didn't I?"» Horse Words «·» Roleplaying Stuff «
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"She took the cake downstairs!"
"She took the cake downstairs?"
"It's like a musical! <singing> She took the cake downstairs!?""I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
-Mira Furlan
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TD: Does she really expect me to share with her after the Cheetos mishap?
Me: It’s a mishap now?
TD: Yes!
Me: I thought it was just a misappropriation.
CF: A misappropriation of Cheetos?!I suspect that... inside every adult (sometimes not very far inside) is a bratty kid who wants everything his own way.
- Bill Watterson
My co-workers: They're there when they need me.
- IPF
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