I had the most awful, scary dream last night.
I was dreaming that I was working on my new desk job. I was quite happily working away, when the head teacher arrived.
H: I've got good news customersruinmylife! We have decided that while you are working on the desk, you can serve the parents drinks while they wait!
Suddenly, several workmen entered, and they started installing beer pumps, spirit optics and a coffee machine.
H: We thought with your experience working in a pub, you would be the best person for the job! Enjoy!
She walked away, and I was left with a massive line at the desk, each parent in the line was screaming and shouting drink orders. It was just like a busy Saturday night shift at the pub. I also had one lady who appeared at the end of my desk, and repeatidly asked:
L: I want to order food. I want to order food. I want to order food.
Me: We don't serve food here!
L: How can you serve drink and not food! Fucking ridiculous! Rarrrrarrrrrrrraaaa!
People were waving money at me, screaming and shouting, and I noticed that they were gradually turning into the grumpy old people I used to have to serve at the pub.
Then I woke up. Thank God.
I was dreaming that I was working on my new desk job. I was quite happily working away, when the head teacher arrived.
H: I've got good news customersruinmylife! We have decided that while you are working on the desk, you can serve the parents drinks while they wait!
Suddenly, several workmen entered, and they started installing beer pumps, spirit optics and a coffee machine.
H: We thought with your experience working in a pub, you would be the best person for the job! Enjoy!
She walked away, and I was left with a massive line at the desk, each parent in the line was screaming and shouting drink orders. It was just like a busy Saturday night shift at the pub. I also had one lady who appeared at the end of my desk, and repeatidly asked:
L: I want to order food. I want to order food. I want to order food.
Me: We don't serve food here!
L: How can you serve drink and not food! Fucking ridiculous! Rarrrrarrrrrrrraaaa!
People were waving money at me, screaming and shouting, and I noticed that they were gradually turning into the grumpy old people I used to have to serve at the pub.
Then I woke up. Thank God.
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