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  • How to be a master criminal.

    Step 1: Work for a hotel.
    Step 2: Steal over $1000 worth of unactivated promotional visa gift cards.
    Step 3: Quit your job.
    Step 4: Wait a couple months.
    Step 5: Try to activate and cash in the gift cards by using a fake name.
    Step 6: Don't use a fake address when trying to spend the gift cards.
    Step 7: Sit in jail and wonder how your master plan could have possibly failed.
    Step 8: Enjoy your felony conviction.

    This happened to a former employee. Rather than send back a bunch of unused gift cards, this individual swiped them assuming that they wouldn't be tracked and that no one would notice one person activating over 40 gift cards at once all under the same name.

    Brilliant. Considering what a d-bag this person was when they were here, it couldn't have happened to a better person.

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    Step 9: ??????
    Step 10: Smuggle Vaseline into your cell
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Okay. Doctor Doom, this guy wasn't. To be fair, Doom merely wanted to take over the world, and he always had diplomatic immunity to fall back on.
      Friends help you move. Rare friends help you move bodies.

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