What's with all the Lincoln Logs lately? I've got a whole fricking pallet of the things just chillaxin' in the backroom.
Every year you load up on the things for (hiss)Christmas, and every year we don't sell them. They don't have sparkles, earphones, cameras or boobs, so naturally the kids want nothing to do with them.
Oh well, I guess we have to offer things other thanThose Fucking Rats Zhu Zhu Pets, Paper Jamz and Bite Your Pillow It's Going In Dry Pets.
Every year you load up on the things for (hiss)Christmas, and every year we don't sell them. They don't have sparkles, earphones, cameras or boobs, so naturally the kids want nothing to do with them.
Oh well, I guess we have to offer things other than
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