Pre-paying for gas is the bane of my existence. Not because I have any problem with the concept itself, but because I have to explain this to customers.
First of all, they'll sit outside and try to use the pump ( unsuccessfully) for at least 5 minutes. Maybe hang it up a few times.. readjust it in their gas tank a couple times... press all the buttons on the machine... right.
Next, when they come in, the conversation always goes like this:
SC: Your pumps are broken! (OR) I need to get gas!
Me: Ok, you need to pay before hand.
SC: But I don't know how much I need!
Me: Ok, give more than you expect to use, and I'll give you the change when you're done.
The ensuing conversation can involve any of the following:
-The customer asking me to estimate for them. In this case they'll inevitably have a tiny, tiny car with a 40 gallon gas tank, or a huge honkin' Pickup truck with a 5 gallon tank.
-asking me to "just turn it on"
-throwing a credit card at me and expecting me not to charge it
-throwing a credit card at me and expecting me to just turn it on
- reiterating the fact that I won't keep the money they didn't actually use
- etc
Another fun scenario is when they *can* read the display on the pumps that says they have to pay first, and then they come in. Next, they'll throw , say, $60 at me. This can then go two ways:
(1)
Me: Okay, $60?
SC: No, $53.62. Duh!
(2)
Me: Okay, $60?
SC: Well, I might not use it all. Will you give me my change afterwards?
>_<
And as an afternote on this section, people will also not know what pump they're on. They'll be like, "It's the solid black one hiding behind 3 other cars", while it's pitch black out and I have a glare on the windows from the inside lights. >_< Read your pump number before you come in!
Finally, there's when they use their credit card to pay outside. They'll often have to come inside to get a receipt since our printers outside are crap. This requires that I swipe the credit card used, since this is how I can get a receipt out of my computer. In fact, the two systems are completely different. This shows up on your statement if you look closely; use it outside and it'l be a charge from "XYZ Gas Company 123098812039", use it inside and it'll be a charge from "XYZ Convenience store". Anyway,
Me: *swipes card*
SC: Whoa! You're not charging me again are you!
SERIOUSLY. do you think we could get away with it if we DID charge people twice? COME ON NOW. (interestingly enough, some customer told me that he WAS actally charged twice in this situation. But that's hear say)
Ugh, I hate it. *loathing*
First of all, they'll sit outside and try to use the pump ( unsuccessfully) for at least 5 minutes. Maybe hang it up a few times.. readjust it in their gas tank a couple times... press all the buttons on the machine... right.
Next, when they come in, the conversation always goes like this:
SC: Your pumps are broken! (OR) I need to get gas!
Me: Ok, you need to pay before hand.
SC: But I don't know how much I need!
Me: Ok, give more than you expect to use, and I'll give you the change when you're done.
The ensuing conversation can involve any of the following:
-The customer asking me to estimate for them. In this case they'll inevitably have a tiny, tiny car with a 40 gallon gas tank, or a huge honkin' Pickup truck with a 5 gallon tank.
-asking me to "just turn it on"
-throwing a credit card at me and expecting me not to charge it
-throwing a credit card at me and expecting me to just turn it on
- reiterating the fact that I won't keep the money they didn't actually use
- etc
Another fun scenario is when they *can* read the display on the pumps that says they have to pay first, and then they come in. Next, they'll throw , say, $60 at me. This can then go two ways:
(1)
Me: Okay, $60?
SC: No, $53.62. Duh!
(2)
Me: Okay, $60?
SC: Well, I might not use it all. Will you give me my change afterwards?
>_<
And as an afternote on this section, people will also not know what pump they're on. They'll be like, "It's the solid black one hiding behind 3 other cars", while it's pitch black out and I have a glare on the windows from the inside lights. >_< Read your pump number before you come in!
Finally, there's when they use their credit card to pay outside. They'll often have to come inside to get a receipt since our printers outside are crap. This requires that I swipe the credit card used, since this is how I can get a receipt out of my computer. In fact, the two systems are completely different. This shows up on your statement if you look closely; use it outside and it'l be a charge from "XYZ Gas Company 123098812039", use it inside and it'll be a charge from "XYZ Convenience store". Anyway,
Me: *swipes card*
SC: Whoa! You're not charging me again are you!
SERIOUSLY. do you think we could get away with it if we DID charge people twice? COME ON NOW. (interestingly enough, some customer told me that he WAS actally charged twice in this situation. But that's hear say)
Ugh, I hate it. *loathing*
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