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  • "I've got a surprise for you," he said...

    and then unzipped his coat.

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    he handed me a political pamphlet thingy.

    Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

    I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

  • #2
    Damn you, woman!!!!!!! :shaking fist:


    At least it wasn't the 2548754205 latest copies of "Watchtower".
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      By any chance, was this guy Michael McGee? That sounds like something he might do

      (people from Milwaukee should get the reference)
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        It wouldn't suprise me in the slightest, IPF.
        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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        • #5
          :snickering: Michael McG(h?)ee.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #6


            At least he wasn't naked, as well as handing out pamphlets under the jacket!

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            • #7
              no i think michael mcgee would have beaten me up and then say something like i got beaten up because he's black.

              just something totally random and nonsensical.
              Kim: She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

              I'd like to exercise my constitutional right to not give a fuck.

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              • #8
                At least he wasn't naked.

                I was trying sales about 8 years ago, it was the parking lot sales thing. The job interview was a bait and switch thing. There was a some guy in the parking lot that said that he was interested and to come by his car, well I walked over to the passenger side and his friend was sitting there with a full blown woody. I didn't know what to say or do so I just turned around and left, shaken. I was as red as a firetruck and shaking, my friend was upset at this and we left. I had never been approached by anyone like this, I was a very sheltered girl when growing up.
                Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!

                Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.

                I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.

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                • #9
                  Quoth B&NGoddess View Post
                  no i think michael mcgee would have beaten me up and then say something like i got beaten up because he's black.

                  just something totally random and nonsensical.
                  Or throw burning tires at you.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Crazyredhead View Post
                    At least he wasn't naked.

                    I was trying sales about 8 years ago, it was the parking lot sales thing. The job interview was a bait and switch thing. There was a some guy in the parking lot that said that he was interested and to come by his car, well I walked over to the passenger side and his friend was sitting there with a full blown woody. I didn't know what to say or do so I just turned around and left, shaken. I was as red as a firetruck and shaking, my friend was upset at this and we left. I had never been approached by anyone like this, I was a very sheltered girl when growing up.
                    Ladies, a situation like this is the perfect time to take out that mace or pepper spray and coat Big Jim and the Boys. I GAR-UN-TEE he won't pull that trick again.

                    But then, I can be an evil bastard when I don't put my mind to it.
                    The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                    "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                    Hoc spatio locantur.

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