Not sucky customers...just gotta rant...
The mall was demolished three months ago and I still get the weirdest questions about it. Part of me wants to be snarky because, dammit, I've told the same story 239842394 times and I'm getting tired of it.
I also find it hilarious when they get mad at me when I tell them the mall was torn down so that means - YES, you have to WALK outside in the 110 degree heat to get to that other store. Sorry. Even if the mall was still there, they gave up on heating/cooling it one year ago so it would have been freakin' hot in there, too. Also, when it rained, the place flooded.
One of these days, I just want to respond with a "dammit, the mall is missing, again?!" or something equally as stupid.
Where's the mall?
IT'S GONE. Did you see that big, empty space? Gone. Demolished. Torn down. Hauled off. Asking the question isn't going to make it come back. Now...I don't mind so much the 'What are they going to build?' questions because that's not as stupid as 'where's the mall?'
Some people ask me that question like the mall being gone is some sort of joke. 'Yep, can't fool you...let me just deactivate the cloaking device and you can burrow your way through that wall they put up across our mall entrance and go shopping!'
The most stupid of all?
The other day I was standing by the wall they put up across the mall and some guy was staring at it...then he looked at me...and said..."So. How do I get to the mall now?"
The mall was demolished three months ago and I still get the weirdest questions about it. Part of me wants to be snarky because, dammit, I've told the same story 239842394 times and I'm getting tired of it.
I also find it hilarious when they get mad at me when I tell them the mall was torn down so that means - YES, you have to WALK outside in the 110 degree heat to get to that other store. Sorry. Even if the mall was still there, they gave up on heating/cooling it one year ago so it would have been freakin' hot in there, too. Also, when it rained, the place flooded.
One of these days, I just want to respond with a "dammit, the mall is missing, again?!" or something equally as stupid.
Where's the mall?
IT'S GONE. Did you see that big, empty space? Gone. Demolished. Torn down. Hauled off. Asking the question isn't going to make it come back. Now...I don't mind so much the 'What are they going to build?' questions because that's not as stupid as 'where's the mall?'
Some people ask me that question like the mall being gone is some sort of joke. 'Yep, can't fool you...let me just deactivate the cloaking device and you can burrow your way through that wall they put up across our mall entrance and go shopping!'
The most stupid of all?
The other day I was standing by the wall they put up across the mall and some guy was staring at it...then he looked at me...and said..."So. How do I get to the mall now?"
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