Hmm, let's see. My conversations are never really that uncomfortable for me but I imagine they probably are for most other people.
Warning: The following are actual conversations Mysty has had at various places of work. Language intact.
Some Guy Hitting on Me At The Deli
Guy: "Hey, baby, lemme get your phone number."
Me: "No."
Guy: "Oh, why not? You got a boyfriend?"
Me: "No. I just don't like the look of you."
Guy: "Uh..."
Me: "How did you want your cheese sliced?"
Guy: *mumbling* "Sandwich is fine..."
Some Woman Asking About Kids At The Candy Store
Woman: "Do you have any kids?"
Me: "No, I don't want kids."
Woman: *something about how wonderful kids are and I don't know what I'm missing*
Me: "Maybe so, but I'd probably wind up beating the shit out of them, and I don't figure that's for the best for anyone involved."
Woman:
Oh Yeah, This One DID Make Me Uncomfortable
Brother: "So you've really never had sex?"
Me: "Nope, never. Don't plan on it anytime soon."
Brother: "You should, you know. You don't know what you're missing."
Me: "...I am not having this conversation with you."
Oh, That Wacky Newspaper Parking Lot
Local Cult Member: "HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED?!"
Me: "HAVE YOU BEEN SHOWERED?!"
Boss: *spits iced tea everywhere*
Yeah, I don't bother real easy, heh.
Warning: The following are actual conversations Mysty has had at various places of work. Language intact.
Some Guy Hitting on Me At The Deli
Guy: "Hey, baby, lemme get your phone number."
Me: "No."
Guy: "Oh, why not? You got a boyfriend?"
Me: "No. I just don't like the look of you."
Guy: "Uh..."
Me: "How did you want your cheese sliced?"
Guy: *mumbling* "Sandwich is fine..."
Some Woman Asking About Kids At The Candy Store
Woman: "Do you have any kids?"
Me: "No, I don't want kids."
Woman: *something about how wonderful kids are and I don't know what I'm missing*
Me: "Maybe so, but I'd probably wind up beating the shit out of them, and I don't figure that's for the best for anyone involved."
Woman:
Oh Yeah, This One DID Make Me Uncomfortable
Brother: "So you've really never had sex?"
Me: "Nope, never. Don't plan on it anytime soon."
Brother: "You should, you know. You don't know what you're missing."
Me: "...I am not having this conversation with you."
Oh, That Wacky Newspaper Parking Lot
Local Cult Member: "HAVE YOU BEEN SAVED?!"
Me: "HAVE YOU BEEN SHOWERED?!"
Boss: *spits iced tea everywhere*
Yeah, I don't bother real easy, heh.
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