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  • #1

    Three fun new words

    i'd put these in the workday phrases of lore and legend thread, but they need explanation.

    front-butt: when the pants you're wearing fit in such a way as to make your rear indistinguishable from the front. usually applies to old men.

    FUPA/crotch gut: fat upper pussy area. kind of like a beer belly, only on women. more than a little pooch.

    and my personal favorite: molestache: a child molester's mustache. you know when you see an accused child molestor on tv and you think, "yeah, he looks like one" its because of the molestache.

    molestache came up because we've got a guy who works in the kids department of all places and he has one. he's super creepy.
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    Quoth B&NGoddess View Post

    front-butt: when the pants you're wearing fit in such a way as to make your rear indistinguishable from the front. usually applies to old men.

    .
    Isn't that already called a "camel toe"?
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    • #3
      Yes. Yes it is. Although that's usually for women. But still. Yuck.
      Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.

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      • #4
        As a proud camel-toe owner, I take offense to that! It's damn sexy!

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        • #5
          I always thought front-butt differed from camel toe in that the cleft came from the belly button rather than your testicles/labia.

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          • #6
            Camel Toe is the phenomenon that occurs when a woman is wearing something that is so tight in the crotch you can see the outlines of what should be hidden in polite company. There is a whole song about it on Bob & Tom's Camel-Toe album.

            Yes, I am serious.

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            • #7
              Quoth CanadaGirl View Post
              As a proud camel-toe owner, I take offense to that! It's damn sexy!
              Damn sexy? This guy agrees. Yes, I do. I really do.
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              • #8
                Quoth Geek King View Post
                Camel Toe is the phenomenon that occurs when a woman is wearing something that is so tight in the crotch you can see the outlines of what should be hidden in polite company. There is a whole song about it on Bob & Tom's Camel-Toe album.
                As in the famous phrase, "Her jeans were so tight you could read her lips."

                Rapscallion

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                • #9
                  My brother is a huge fan of the term "molesterstache," and we used it often to comment on certain college basketball players with really bad 'staches.
                  "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Rapscallion View Post
                    As in the famous phrase, "Her jeans were so tight you could read her lips."
                    I've always heard them referred to as "mumble pants". You can see her lips move but can't understand what they are saying.

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                    • #11
                      Isn't camel toe strictly a female thing? On a male, it's called moose knuckle.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth B&NGoddess View Post
                        i

                        and my personal favorite: molestache: a child molester's mustache. you know when you see an accused child molestor on tv and you think, "yeah, he looks like one" its because of the molestache.

                        molestache came up because we've got a guy who works in the kids department of all places and he has one. he's super creepy.
                        Thats a good one.
                        I instantly thought of the janitor at work when i saw that

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                        • #13
                          http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/02/men05.jpg

                          I've never heard of a moose knuckle, I've always understood male camel toe to be a lift and separation of the nut sack.

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