i'd put these in the workday phrases of lore and legend thread, but they need explanation.
front-butt: when the pants you're wearing fit in such a way as to make your rear indistinguishable from the front. usually applies to old men.
FUPA/crotch gut: fat upper pussy area. kind of like a beer belly, only on women. more than a little pooch.
and my personal favorite: molestache: a child molester's mustache. you know when you see an accused child molestor on tv and you think, "yeah, he looks like one" its because of the molestache.
molestache came up because we've got a guy who works in the kids department of all places and he has one. he's super creepy.
front-butt: when the pants you're wearing fit in such a way as to make your rear indistinguishable from the front. usually applies to old men.
FUPA/crotch gut: fat upper pussy area. kind of like a beer belly, only on women. more than a little pooch.
and my personal favorite: molestache: a child molester's mustache. you know when you see an accused child molestor on tv and you think, "yeah, he looks like one" its because of the molestache.
molestache came up because we've got a guy who works in the kids department of all places and he has one. he's super creepy.
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