I just got told I was like "A pit bull on a pant leg"...I can't tell if that's referring to tugging or humping. Either way I think I'm offended...
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If you're a pit bull can you come eat my neighbor's dog?
(I'm just kidding...I would never hurt that adorable thing, no matter how much he barks at me......yappy little hairball)I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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If it's tugging, wouldn't 'puppy' work better? Ten years ago my rotten little bugger of a Jack Russell Terrorist was an 8-week-old puppy and that was one of his favorite tricks, right up there with untying and chewing shoelaces. Little hairfaced brat - ten seconds to learn how to do something and ten weeks to break him of it! Ghaaaaaaah!
Don't get me wrong - I love him to death, but sometimes he drives me nuts. Definitely gives me reason to think that I would never be a parent; I barely have patience enough for my puppy sometimes, and at least he doesn't break my keepsakes, get chocolate on my books and never comes in my room without permission.Last edited by ForestDragon; 03-06-2007, 08:33 PM.Civilized men tend to be ruder than savages because they know they can be impolite without getting their skulls split, as a rule.
- Robert E. Howard
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Quoth ForestDragon View Postnever comes in my room without permission.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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See, you just need to get a rabbit. No yapping, they're perfectly fine in a cage, and trainable just like a dog. My rabbit tends to follow me when he is out of his cage and craves attention only slightly less than he craves food.Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey
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Quoth Sofar View PostRabbits are creepy.
An ex of mine had a rabbit show up in his backyard one day. When we went outside he came right up to us. He was clearly a pet but none of the neighbors knew of anyone who had a rabbit. He disappeared under the deck and I don't know where he went after that.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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Somehow I also forgot Babs and Buster Bunny ("No relation!!").Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
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