I got a little bored and decided to google reviews of the pub I work at just to see what came up. I thought it would be an interesting spin on Sucky Customers. Here are a couple of gems that I found.
"One star out of five: A lovely, warm pub with friendly staff, but it is just far too busy on a Friday/Saturday night! The other customers talk too loudly and I can't hear myself think!"
"One star out of five: two expeensvie" Yes, that was actually how it was spelled.
"Two stars out of five: Too many young people work here!"
"Three stars out of five: Fantastic service. Good food and beer. Friendly and chatty staff and a well lit pub. However, it lacks character."
"One star out of five: The staff only have two working speeds: Slow or on their break. You should be ashamed of yourselves."
Those were the crappy ones. Most of the reviews were four or five stars. But those aren't as fun to read.
Anyone here got some examples?
"One star out of five: A lovely, warm pub with friendly staff, but it is just far too busy on a Friday/Saturday night! The other customers talk too loudly and I can't hear myself think!"
"One star out of five: two expeensvie" Yes, that was actually how it was spelled.
"Two stars out of five: Too many young people work here!"
"Three stars out of five: Fantastic service. Good food and beer. Friendly and chatty staff and a well lit pub. However, it lacks character."
"One star out of five: The staff only have two working speeds: Slow or on their break. You should be ashamed of yourselves."
Those were the crappy ones. Most of the reviews were four or five stars. But those aren't as fun to read.
Anyone here got some examples?
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