. . . or you know you're a nurse when . . . .
You get your clothing splattered with liquid stool.
It happens at the end of every semester. Someone gets doused with poo, completing their initiation into the sacred profession of nursing. It's a badge of honor, really.
This semester's dousing was unusually spectacular. The student was helping the patient to the bathroom . . . she knew she was about to have diarrhea . . . when she . . .
Exploded.
I do mean that literally.
It was on the floor. It was on the bed. It was on the computer station next to the bed. It was on the ceiling.
It was between the mattress and the bed frame.
Amazingly, the student only got splash on the legs of her uniform.
Unfortunately, it's a maternity uniform. Had to order a 3X from the OR so she'd have something to change into.
The odor was . . . epic
You could smell it all the way to the nursing station.
Wow.
You get your clothing splattered with liquid stool.
It happens at the end of every semester. Someone gets doused with poo, completing their initiation into the sacred profession of nursing. It's a badge of honor, really.
This semester's dousing was unusually spectacular. The student was helping the patient to the bathroom . . . she knew she was about to have diarrhea . . . when she . . .
Exploded.
I do mean that literally.
It was on the floor. It was on the bed. It was on the computer station next to the bed. It was on the ceiling.
It was between the mattress and the bed frame.
Amazingly, the student only got splash on the legs of her uniform.
Unfortunately, it's a maternity uniform. Had to order a 3X from the OR so she'd have something to change into.
The odor was . . . epic
You could smell it all the way to the nursing station.
Wow.
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