We've gotten to the point where we lock up the diabetic test strips (don't blame them, even the store-brand ones are rather expensive) and Frontline, and the Krogers in my area are writing their store numbers on the baby formulas and razor refill heads. I agree with not overly minding people stealing condoms, I'd rather see them stolen and used than having more babies and STDs floating around.
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At least in cities and towns in Australia, there's no need at all to steal condoms. Just walk into any of the charity and quasi-charity medical clinics and grab a handful from the bowl at reception. Some non-charity doctor's offices have such a bowl as well.
They're free. Quite deliberately free.Seshat's self-help guide:
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Quoth Seshat View PostSome non-charity doctor's offices have such a bowl as well.
I was working for the school paper at the time, and naturally we did a cover story about this, summoning up all of the maturity and subtlety that one would expect out of a professionally-made, collegiate newspaper.
The article's headline was, of course, "Condom Story Breaks""For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Quoth TheSHAD0W View PostI'm thinking name brands sell better at flea markets, etc, and therefore are more valuable money-wise to a thief.
It wouldn't surprise me if Tylenol is being sold on the street as well.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Same with coffee. The smell of the coffee is *supposed* to mask the scent from drug dogs. How well this actually works, I don't know.When you start at zero, everything's progress.
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Quoth MoonCat View PostI don't think it works. A dog's nose is so sensitive it can pick individual odors out of a combo. I've seen it explained this way: Say you had a pot of beef stew. You and I smell...beef stew. The dog smells beef, onions, carrots, tomatoes, potatoes...etc. In other words, each separate ingredient. And a drug-sniffing dog is trained to zero in on the drugs.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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Quoth Seshat View PostAt least in cities and towns in Australia, there's no need at all to steal condoms. Just walk into any of the charity and quasi-charity medical clinics and grab a handful from the bowl at reception. Some non-charity doctor's offices have such a bowl as well.
They're free. Quite deliberately free.
I was doing stock rounds one night at my former job and came across an empty box of condoms. They'd taken the condoms and left the instructions behind.
My supervisor was somewhere betweenand
when I showed her. She said that either they'd better know how to use them or she'd be more comfortable with them at least taking the instructions too!
(these were the extra large ones too)
ETA: The university's student services area has a TON of free condoms. Ironically, the doctors office doesn't.The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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