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  • Must be a joke because there is a punch line

    I won't go too much into background because it's 3 months, about 3 dozen phone calls, about a dozen in store visits, a few e-mails, a few chats, a long letter, etc. all involved in this long story of why Sprint's customer service sucks. It's not even the individual people every time, it's sometimes just the setup.

    So, this is what you need to know:
    I have a warranty. I had a phone. It broke. This is the tale of all the replacements---

    PHONE #1: Same make and model, but also broken in the same way (lasted 3 weeks).
    PHONE #2: Different make and model (claimed to be "comparable, but is 2 years older). This one I had for a few days before figuring out it didn't make any outbound calls. Went to Sprint store. He opened it. It was missing pieces.
    PHONE #3: He gets a new phone of the same older make and model, this one is BURNED on the inside.
    PHONE #4: He gets another phone and this one won't turn on (water damage).
    PHONE #5: This one had a layer of gunk inside and had pieces of paper inside.
    PHONE #6: Best option, so I leave with it.

    Keep in mind, that means I've truly walked out with 3 phones only, while 3 I used in store only, all but one completely busted.

    After a few weeks with this phone, it's obvious that I took a huge downgrade when I traded phones.

    The punch line? On the phone with Sprint yesterday, a woman (this was one that actually did have attitude, but that was rare), said, "Well, I see here you've gone through 6 phones in 3 months. Our policy is 1 (later my dad was told 3) phone a year. You've already exceeded what you're alloted and we've already went above and beyond for you, waving that limit."

    How about you not hand me a BROKEN PHONE? Refurbished? Pffft.....

  • #2
    "Refurbished" phones. How fun.

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    • #3
      Wow. That takes big brass ones to blame *you* for the parade of phone fuckery

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      • #4
        It seems to me that the reps a the store failed to mention anything about the useless non-working phones they tried to pawn off on you >_> I take it you set the record straight?
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        • #5
          Quoth EricKei View Post
          It seems to me that the reps a the store failed to mention anything about the useless non-working phones they tried to pawn off on you >_> I take it you set the record straight?
          Actually, the guy in the store made sure to put what was wrong with each and every phone on my record. When I was in there today (FINALLY getting a new phone) I talked to him. He even showed me where he notated all the bad phones.
          Last edited by TexasT; 07-07-2013, 01:59 PM.

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          • #6
            You're using Sprint, so there's your problem right there. I have no love for Sprint when it comes to getting repairs because the few times I have had to get my phone fixed/replaced, it has been a major headache.

            When I had a Palm Centro, I was having problems with it randomly restarting (not knowing it was a known issue), and went to have it looked at. If they'd told me that they'd have to do a factory reset, I would have returned after backing up everything. As it was, I lost apps I'd bought because they did that and they weren't backed up. My fault I know, but it seemed like their goal was to get the phone and me out of the store as soon as possible. I ended up calling and ranting. They gave me a $50 credit to re-download the stuff I lost, but it still irritated me.

            Refurbished phones? Oh yes, all the freakin' time. I had a great LG Fusic that had problems. I found out quickly they did give refurbished phones because the manufacturer stopped making them months before. I had that phone replaced I don't know how many times once I got refurbs.

            The best phone I had was the Rumor Touch. It wasn't until Sprint decided to be a douchebag and continually try to push me out of my plan that I'd had enough. Cancelled my account and went to another provider. It's been over a year and very little problems, other than when we switched from the family plan to the unlimited.
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            • #7
              See, this is why I believe when your phone fails the first time, you should be given a NEW one. Especially if you haven't had it for long. You bought a new one, it should be replaced by a new one.
              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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              • #8
                ...and this is why I don't deal with "refurbished" or "rebuilt" anything. Unless I'm getting a huge discount, or the item in question cannot be obtained new (like the lever-arm shock absorbers on the MG), I choose to deal with new items.
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                • #9
                  Here I was thinking the punch line was going to be the line of people lined up to punch Sprint's customer service in the face.
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