looks like this business knows jobs way too well

[PepperElf]

questionnaire i'm filling out for a job app

When I look at the world around me, I have little hope for mankind.

the fact they even thought to ask that makes me wonder just how much they've drained souls already.

heh.

[Racket_Man]

HMMMMM that questions sounds familiar for some reason.

OH YEAH that is the general question of almost any slave-wage job these days

[Eevie]

I was filling out an application and got that same question. I really wasn't sure how to answer....

[dalesys]

...but I'm definitely one of the weirder ones!

Patiokitty, here are three maraschino cherries and half a pineapple ring.

What

Now you can be a perfect fruitcake like me (I've got the other half ring and enough cherries to be Blind Io).

[Tama]

Just be careful of Quoth, dale...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Patiokitty, here are three maraschino cherries and half a pineapple ring.

What

Now you can be a perfect fruitcake like me (I've got the other half ring and enough cherries to be Blind Io).

You should be singing "Yes, We Have No Bananas."

WOO! Sounds perfect to me

*runs off singing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" while flashing the crowd*

What? They are a lovely pair of coconuts!

NO flashing on the boards . . . the male membership may demand pics or video on YouTube.

*slumps back into rocking chair and pushes her glasses up*

I need a drink. *sigh*

[dalesys]

You should be singing "Yes, We Have No Bananas."

My song is Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) by Stan Freberg

... too loud, man ...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

My song is Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) by Stan Freberg

... too loud, man ...

Now you've got me wanting to see Beetlejuice!!!