Small time quick-change artist

[Gurndigarn]

Had an odd incident while heading out of a store today. Guy comes up and says "Hey, ya got a quarter for five pennies? I need to make a phone call."

Duuuuuude... if you're going to try a quick-change on someone, go for at least five buck, OK?

[powerboy]

Someone tried to do that to me once. I told him, just to keep that little change he was going to give me.