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Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.
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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostOn the train back to Huntington station, which was designed by sadists, two men were having an urgent conversation so loud and foul-mouthed that eventually I started keeping track of the most commonly used swear words:
1. Motherfucker -- 74 times
2. Fuck/Fucking/Fucker -- 58 times
3. "Nigga" (both men were black) -- 30 times
4. Shit/Shitting -- 12 timesHuman Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth Antisocial_Worker View PostWe've also noticed an epidemic of parents wheeling children who are clearly old enough to walk around in strollers. Peculiar."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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