that's okay, they can wait

[Brojekk]

In some ways, my father was an SC, lol.

Your father is NOT an SC. He uses his powers for good.

[Deserted]

the pronto's built in "BleeeeeP" horn

I wonder why he bothered? Not enough volume to have any impact.

[Crossbow]

I wonder why he bothered? Not enough volume to have any impact.

Protocol. In case anyone give him grief he can honestly say that he gave them three chances before requiring a change of underwear.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I wonder why he bothered? Not enough volume to have any impact.

Tell me about it. It sounds about as loud as the one on Mom's Invacare chair.

To hear Mom tell it: She farts louder than that!

[prjkt]

Tell me about it. It sounds about as loud as the one on Mom's Invacare chair.

To hear Mom tell it: She farts louder than that!

That's one way to fill the airhorn, and another incentive for SCs to gtfo of the way

[Ironclad Alibi]

That's one way to fill the airhorn, and another incentive for SCs to gtfo of the way

They had one of those in Despicable Me (at end of clip). And you can also buy one.

[mathnerd]

I've seriously considered getting an air horn for my son's wheelchair. People can be idiots.

[An Haddock]

I have my "Three Times" rule . . . which goes like this:

1st time = "Excuse me, please."

2nd time = "Excuse me, please."

3rd time = "EXCUSE ME!!!!" (bonus points for barking like good ol' R. Lee Ermey) as I move past, smile and say "Thank You" in my sickingly sweet voice.
:

Reminds me of that Cheech and Chong bit - Sister Mary Elephant


"Class."

*kids making noise*

"Class."

*kids making noise*




"SHUT UP!!!!!11!"

[Deserted]

More like Sgt. Hooks in Police Academy 3. "Excuse me? Can I have everyone's attention please? [whistle] ZIP YOUR LIPS, SLAP YOUR BUTTS TO THE SEAT, AND LISTEN HARD!"

[Kit-Ginevra]

Apart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Apart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on...

So far I've not encountered that - they're usually too shocked that somebody got their attention and are usually either a) have a deer in headlights look, b) have a case of fish-mouth or c) both.

Way I see it is simply: you should've paid attention either of the first two times. As I've heard one coworker explain me to someone: she's cool until you piss her off. When DGoddess gets pissed off, she'll strip your soul a layer at a time. You don't want to piss off DGoddess if you can absolutely help it.

I guess Baby Beavis is right . . . sometimes I can be so scary I don't even realize it.

[Akasa]

They would have been wearing my plate's contents.

[Crossbow]

Apart from the fact that if you were to use these,knowing my luck,after the third scream of MOVE,they'd turn round and you'd see them signing away,with their little DEAF/HARD OF HEARING badge on...

Surprisingly, even with my usual luck, I haven't had that. I like to think that I'm observant enough to notice them signing, but I know better...