Went out to the local Inbred Carnival to buy a few groceries and a few other things.
I wanted to get some of their sparkling flavored water, but the aisle was blocked by a rather ample woman in a motorized cart and her equally ample daughter.
The woman's sweatpants were down below her butt cheeks. I am not kidding in the least. Her crack had to be resting directly on the seat.
Horrified, I turned and went into the next aisle and waited for them to move on. If I were in charge of the motorized carts at the local Inbred Carnival, I'd have burned that particular cart. It's the only way to be sure.
I wanted to get some of their sparkling flavored water, but the aisle was blocked by a rather ample woman in a motorized cart and her equally ample daughter.
The woman's sweatpants were down below her butt cheeks. I am not kidding in the least. Her crack had to be resting directly on the seat.
Horrified, I turned and went into the next aisle and waited for them to move on. If I were in charge of the motorized carts at the local Inbred Carnival, I'd have burned that particular cart. It's the only way to be sure.
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