I shall let the story tell itself from this week's local papers...
'Mr X. was jailed for 6 months for 'indecent conduct' after admitted performing a sexual act with pictures of naked females and hair-removal cream on M. beach. He
also admitted outraging public decency after walking through E. city centre clad in just a suspender belt and Alice band.
He had just been released from prison after causing disruption in a McDonald's after he was refused service as he was only dressed in a blonde wig and pink sandals and gloves...'
Can't think why on Earth they declined the chance to serve this superb specimen of humanity...
'Mr X. was jailed for 6 months for 'indecent conduct' after admitted performing a sexual act with pictures of naked females and hair-removal cream on M. beach. He
also admitted outraging public decency after walking through E. city centre clad in just a suspender belt and Alice band.
He had just been released from prison after causing disruption in a McDonald's after he was refused service as he was only dressed in a blonde wig and pink sandals and gloves...'
Can't think why on Earth they declined the chance to serve this superb specimen of humanity...
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