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Speaking of Baltimore, I had no idea what was going on there until I was informed by a guest.
Man: I'm so scared!
Me: What of?
Man: I have to go to Balmore tomorrow!
Me: Why what's happening there??
Man: YOU DONT KNOWWWWW??????
Me: Nooo.
Man: *jaw agape*
Me: *googles it* Oh my.
Man: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW IT'S ALL OVER THE NEWS DON'T YOU HAVE A TV???
Me: No.
Man: Oh, well that's good.
Well excuse me for not knowing what's happened over 100 miles away. It was bad news, but it's not like DC has been bombed. Now that would be terrible. :\Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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