How many annoyances can we cram into a single transaction????
Okay, I wasn't sucky to this cashier. I swear I wasn't. My sister wasnt', either. But I wanted to take off my shoe and pop her one in the ear with it.
Belks. I'm sure many of you already know where this is headed.
Cashier: Would you like to sign up for our credit card?
Me: No thank you.
Cashier: Are you sure?
Me: (No, lady, I'm confused about it. In fact, I'm not even sure In Belks buying a shirt. Where am I? I just ignore her, running my plastic and punching in my pin.)
Cashier: (banging on for my benefit, presumably to my sister) I know a lady who bought a pair of shorts with the money she saved!
Why oh why oh why oh WHY can I not just PAY FOR MY SHIT AND LEAVE???? Why?
Well, then, I guess she didn't fucking save that money, did she? I didn't say it. But I was thinking "Shut up! For Pete's sake shut up!!!!"
RK's Sister: (using the tone she uses when she's politely humoring someone.) Oh, wow. That's nice.
Cashier: (to me again) Phone number?
No, I didn't give her the phone number, either.
Geez!!!!
Okay, I wasn't sucky to this cashier. I swear I wasn't. My sister wasnt', either. But I wanted to take off my shoe and pop her one in the ear with it.
Belks. I'm sure many of you already know where this is headed.
Cashier: Would you like to sign up for our credit card?
Me: No thank you.
Cashier: Are you sure?
Me: (No, lady, I'm confused about it. In fact, I'm not even sure In Belks buying a shirt. Where am I? I just ignore her, running my plastic and punching in my pin.)
Cashier: (banging on for my benefit, presumably to my sister) I know a lady who bought a pair of shorts with the money she saved!
Why oh why oh why oh WHY can I not just PAY FOR MY SHIT AND LEAVE???? Why?
Well, then, I guess she didn't fucking save that money, did she? I didn't say it. But I was thinking "Shut up! For Pete's sake shut up!!!!"
RK's Sister: (using the tone she uses when she's politely humoring someone.) Oh, wow. That's nice.
Cashier: (to me again) Phone number?
No, I didn't give her the phone number, either.
Geez!!!!
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