Another hazard of waistband-knee syndrome

[Kogarashi]

Hot pink would be better.

How about rainbow ones?

Or embarrassing cartoon characters? The school should have a selection so they can find the most embarrassing set for each violation.

[Mr Hero]

Or embarrassing cartoon characters? The school should have a selection so they can find the most embarrassing set for each violation.

MLP might be a good choice for many offenders.

[BlaqueKatt]

MLP might be a good choice for many offenders.

I actually OWN some MLP suspenders!

[blondescales]

Pink Barbie ones...

[XCashier]

Or embarrassing cartoon characters? The school should have a selection so they can find the most embarrassing set for each violation.

Strawberry Shortcake suspenders!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Pink camo suspenders.

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[Kanalah]

I have a theory about saggy pants. When I see young men wearing them, I've noticed they often grab the pants in the crotchy region to keep them from falling completely off. Maybe they think this particular move is attractive? Like, an excuse to walk around with your hand in the junkyard?

I always assumed that they were checking to make sure they were still dudes.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Perhaps it's some sort of fungal rot and they're actually holding their junk in position to keep THAT from falling off...

[WishfulSpirit]

My dog checks to make sure his doggie pecker is still there every time he jumps up on the couch, or gets put down after being picked up, when we come in from outside, exc. I'm not sure why a human would need to do so. We have the ability to reason, and can come to the conclusion that barring some very strange illness or other highly unlikely occurrence, something that's attached isn't going to fall off.

[judecat]

The first time my nephew decided to wear saggy pants, my mom sewed pink and purple lace to the waistbands of his boxers while he was asleep. Next day, he decided that maybe he should pull his pants up.

[greek_jester]

The first time my nephew decided to wear saggy pants, my mom sewed pink and purple lace to the waistbands of his boxers while he was asleep. Next day, he decided that maybe he should pull his pants up.

Damn, where's the like button? Your mum rocks!

[WishfulSpirit]

Hubby and I were at <major commuter train station> the other day and we observed another hazard of saggy pants. This guy had his crotch of his pants literally at his lower theigh, right above the knee. He was in the process of getting arrested. If you're going to be doing stupid illegal things, don't sag your pants. If your crotch is at your knees, you can't run away from the cops!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

His fellow inmates are just going to love him.

Probably quite literally IYKWIM.